What to call this thing. Hmm. It's an apron. It's a bonnet. It's an aprett? A bonron? It's ... retro? funky? ugly?
I found it at a church rummage sale, and once I figured out what the buttons were for I just had to buy it. It cost a whole quarter and I think it's made from an old sheet. The brim? It becomes pockets. Oh, so handy.